I'M SO SORRY

Hey everyone, I have to say sorry. I've been lying flat on my back for the last two days with the sorest neck muscle spazz out since days. The Cardinal came over with bread, three cheeses, prossecco and pain killers. Oh and an Old Jamaica. She also brought her new R Kelly record over 'Why U Wanna Play Me'. Tears of joy. Silverlink, my doppelganger (I mean LOOK at us both - tall, shaggy hair and glasses), has kept me company online with chats of cake, coffee, ganache, macaroons and praline. And now in bed all I can manage is to type this for a few minutes while watching a repeat of Law and Order SVU.

Please put up with me until I recover, or get a real soya latte from Milk Bar - whichever comes first. OH COOL! Real Life FBI files on telly now.

xx Lektrogirl

EVERYBODY'S GONE SURFIN'... SURFIN U.R.L.

L'il Money sleeps on the sofa so what should mbrain and I do but surf YouTube showing each other our favourites. As per usual I get embroiled showing 'Dem Boys' etc. We also check some other random shits, and now today I have time to go back through all the bookmarks and do some intense URL C.I.O.-ing.

Now - who remembers "EXPLICIT CONTENT ONLY" by Evan Roth. He is one bad ass mother fucker. EXPLICIT CONTENT ONLY is a project of his started in 1995 and is the entire N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton album edited down into just the "explicit" content.

It sounds like this:



Fabulously this project has been released on vinyl this year. So while reading all about that project I learnt about #BADA55 and #BADA55 In A Can. #BADA55 is the hexadecimal representation for light green and another one of Evan Roth's projects. Anyway through reading about this, I discovered something which is indeed the true subject of this post called FUCK FLICKR. "FuckFlickr is open-source image gallery software that won’t narc you out."

And then I looked at a bunch more of the stuff on his Roth's website. Then I got bored. Then I got cold. Then I turned the heating on.

xx Lektrogirl

IF YOU JSUT KNOW ME

Oh and something to do on a Sunday:

NICE PICTURE

Here is a cool picture of Katie, Kellie and Cissi from the blonde vs brunettes party Roxy promoted the other night.

Apparently Prancehall, Easychord and Brains are hanging out together eating wings and talking hip-hop. Brains said if I wanted to call by I was welcome, and I considered it cause any excuse for House of Wings - and I wanted to pick up my portable turntable but the thought of hanging out with guys... but I can almost smell the tube socks from here! And boys love hanging out together - watching YouTube videos and talking about hip-hop.... errrr hang on a minute.... that is what I am doing here on my own anyway.... Am I a boy?

I wonder what my friend Lu Weed is doing these days?

xx Lektrogirl

Weekend In Hamburg

I spent Easter in my beloved Hamburg seeing some of my bestie faves. It was a total chill out cause my head had been totally fried by my cold and hard work.

The first day in Hamburg can be summed up by me commenting an unused tampon rolling lonely down the Reeperbahn, having a lengthly converstation that a brand of tissues my friend Booty has is identical to a repackaged brand for sale in the UK, learning new German words by reading a kids magazine about horses. Schwein gehabt! It ended on an even bigger bum note cause there was some shit Hard Techno DJ's at the Pudel. They were so boring even the DJ's were sitting down.

The next night was EXCELLENT. Booty was DJing with Pirouette at Elbe76 - an awesome restaurant run by my friend Hannah. We had dinner and then drank a lot.





I managed to see the new Scooter video on MTV. It's pretty weak.



It can be described as a cover version of Culture Beat's Mr. Vain by H.P. Baxxter's old band Celebrate the Nun.

I also got to catch up on Flavor of Love. If you didn't catch it yet you should.



When Hottie served up the raw chicken she cooked in the microwave with vegetables stuff up it's but I nearly laughed til I cried. And that one called New York! Mentalist!

Later dudes xx Lektrogirl