Wednesday, 24 June 2009

Dell Mini 9 Hackbook v Apple Macbook 07

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS THING I HAVE EVERY SEEN!!! SO MADE MY DAY>!>!>!>! WHERE THE HELL HAVE I BEEN LATELY?!?!?!?!?

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Wednesday, 10 June 2009

REDUCED TO THIS

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Tuesday, 26 May 2009

GRIS GRIS ANS

Just a sketch and something to do this evening.



To quote The G.A.: "Maaate, Never give in!"

xx Lektrogirl

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Monday, 25 May 2009

THE DECISION



My latest Sunday project. A shame I can't stream the .AVI file. Goodbye being married to a melted candle head.

xx Lektrogirl

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Saturday, 9 May 2009

MORE WEIRD SHIT

Errr, thanks for this dude whoever you are via email to an account I never advertise anywhere...

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Monday, 4 May 2009

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Friday, 14 November 2008

QUEENS OF CANNSTATT & THE BOBBY

In black is my friend Olia at the Wii Championships that were played at the Merz Acadmie recently. From what Drx said, he and his little son Juirj made the semi final!

I think Olia looks pretty good even though she is not wearing anything I gave her...

xx Lektrogirl

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100% FIKA

I'm sitting in milkbar feeling the coffee time vibes and chillin 2 the maximum.

I've been laughing to myself cause Cory called his latest exhibition 'Adult Contemporary' which is a style Paul coined when describing Pippa's old band All About Eve Babitz. Cory & Paul / Simon & Garfunkle (is that who I mean?) / John & Paul. All the greats.

I watched today how the boiler fixer man fixed the boiler. I will do it myself next time. It was a 20 second job. Working out CSS shits is more complicated and giving me a headache but I challenge myself to sort it. I also feel like some major DIY coming on this weekend - I have my porn movie drive in posters to pick up from the picture framer tomorrow.

Xx Lektrogirl

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Sunday, 9 November 2008

DEM BOYZ

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FRUIT FROM THE INTERNET TREE

From Anne Laplantine:



Exactly how I feel right now.

From Martin Teodor Kraepelien [he is another one of the guys from Appareil]:



Also exactly how I feel right now.

And back to Anne:



WICKED

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Monday, 3 November 2008

BERLIN DEPRESSION

So I have made a little video to go with an old old song from am old old boyfriend of mine Antoine Catala. He is an artist now that I have taught him everything I know [LOL] and he has made some great work. At the moment, he is in Pittsburg working on some exhibition with other people in it like Jacob my buddy from Paperrad












And there I was thinking I had a weird weekend. I just heard a very beautiful love story from a male friend who ended up sucking the dick of an Arab in a park at 3am after getting drunk. But he didn't make the guy cum so the Arab got violent and pushed him, my friend fell and hurt his shoulder.

I have the best friends in the whole whole world.

A while ago I was kissing a man and I told him that he was a great kisser. He told me "So are you - but you should be with all the practise you have had." My friends know me and I love them for it. But yerrr... what he didn't know was that the way he kissed me made me forgot all the others.

I have the best friends in the whole whole world.

And recently I have been in touch with a lot of old friends. And I really like them. I feel like I really lost the way the last couple of years, but now I feel back in touch. And I want my old friends to meet my few new special friends because I know that it would be one big massive good times chill out vibes to the maximum totally bubble.

I have the best friends in the whole whole world.

xx Lektrogirl

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Sunday, 2 November 2008

jordan.jpg


jordan.jpg, originally uploaded by Bennett 4 Senate.

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Tuesday, 28 October 2008

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Saturday, 11 October 2008

IF YOU'RE HUNG OVER FROM LAST NIGHT DON'T BOTHER


from Tom Moody's blog

As I went to bed after watching Law And Order which was a brilliant episode all about Ice T getting shot and then righting wrongs from his past in his time off and the final shot was of Ice T smiling holding a red haired little baby [pissed myself laughing] I am in a pure state of mind to understand such concepts as those written on Tom Moody's blog as "Alan Liu assumes everything is about "cool" and eventually even the "uncool" gets absorbed into the "cool." That is, the computerized workplace and playplace is an all-encompassing seductive experience measured in "cool," whether it's the Ars Electronica avant garde or designers creating Facebook apps." Read it here and follow the links. Very interesting. Probably helps if like me you are listening to "Put A Donk On It" on repeat.


from cpb's tumblr

As I try to cater to everyone on this blog [except my mother and father - I mean I would love to tell you about a dream I had about my mate Mathieu and my sister but too dark if Mutts and The G.A. read it] here is some lite reading in the shape of cpb's tumblr who as it happens I met on Facebook - it turns out she is a friend of Valeria's.

And I now have a new marble of an idea rolling around inside my head on a website that uses Flickr tags based on another site I discovered last night. Along with all the other ideas have rolling around in my head [haha joke for The Cardinal: "I could make that!!"] But I have to stop thinking of new things for a while and finish all the old things like Mrs Kiplings website, tidying up the Maison B site, putting my records together for Nantes, and trying to find the floor in my bedroom.

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Monday, 25 August 2008

LAMEATNAMES.COM

At last, an arena for posting all my Internet intimate pictures. Everytime I put pics on here I get told by everyone "I CAN'T LOOK AT THAT AT WORK!!!" so instead, there is now a dedicated website to forlorn desire, absurd nudity and heartbreaking loneliness. There is a lot in the bin there.

http://www.lameatnames.com

BOOKMARK IT! V and I will be continually updating the site with new pictures when we can. V is based in Paris. I have never met her. We both like to be bitten. We both had sex with the Parisian Jew.

And yerrr take care. Definitely not suitable for work.

xx Lektrogirl

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Saturday, 16 August 2008

CRAZY DAY


opp7, originally uploaded by carsick.

Today was all weird!

And I think that even the dog Coco upstairs is feeling it cause it won't stop barking.

I was walking along the street today and saw this:



I was on my way to Archgate for the usual but ended up having a falafel instead - a big mistake I thought. Then when I got home, Alex T rang to tell me all about going to an Art gallery and the conversation ended with him promising to punch me in the stomach if I ever got pregnant by anyone which is a sweet relief cause I don't think I could handle going to the dry cleaner and asking for one of those horrible coat hangers [they also ruin your clothes]drinking gin and eating green paw paw all in a hot bath. I think I would rather have Alex T punch me in the guts as hard as he can. I would even like it if he took a little run up. How that conversation happened I don't know and on that note we rang off from one another and I went to Waitrose cause I'm cooking a lunch for a friend tomorrow. I hope it turns out good cause he is on a par with the food fascism. I am just as guilty. Though I can't say what I am making now cause it is meant to be a surprise.


NOT the fire I am about to talk about.

On my way to Waitrose though, an old man scrunched up a piece of paper and set it alight and buried it in a huge pile of dry twigs outside someone's apartment under an overhanging tree on Magdala Avenue. I just watched him do it. As the flames rose and started licking the tree I was on 999 straight away and calling telling them my story. The owners of the house came out in the meantime and threw some water and kicking the bush stamping out the fire. I went up to them and told them what I had seen the old dude do. He was still sitting at the bus stop watching what was going on. He started yelling that he didn't do it. The guys from the house were calling him a fucking mental. The fire truck arrived. I needed to poo [sorry TMI!] so I went off to McDonald's. Etc.



And speaking of weirdness! You'll never guess who Japper's fancies like mad!! HOUSE!!! She said he is totally DREAMY! And she said the reason she fancied him is cause he is like EXTREME XXCENSOREDXX. Fucking LOLZAPOLLOZA!! Really good one. I wonder if I have to XXCENSOREDXX more of that.



And in further weirdness, I had a Internet chat with a friend who was in an Internet café at a nudist beach where he was hanging out with his father and his father's boyfriend. If I thought about it too much, I started tripping.

Anyway I hope you had a happy day everyone cause mine was pretty awesome in it's own little way. I'm not going out tonight though I was going to go to that thing The Cardinal and Antoinette are going to - bugger what is it called?! Can't remember.

xx Lektrogirl

P.S. I hope you appreciated the nice Flickr finds I have exhibited for you too.

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Sunday, 10 August 2008

NOT MY IDEA






xx Lektrogirl

P.S. Pippa's feet.

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Monday, 4 August 2008

HML


Lektrogirl and Satan, originally uploaded by All About Eve Babitz.

What the fuck do I look like here with Alex last Thursday night on Max's birthday at the George and Dragon? Let it be known that Max actually felt Alex up on the left nipple and Alex liked it. Also let it be known that I was actually wearing a bra.

The night was so hot and muggy and I had an upset evening earlier storming out of restaurants etc that I had to go home with a stomach ache.



Here is another HML picture. Paul Pieroni took this one at Visions. Was it Cocadisco? I don't remember now - too many Malibu and Pineapples.

In further scintillating news:



More on my supposed rocked fuelled superstar love life. Please note the phone is out of credit and that glass is definitely half empty.


But I got my eye on you and I'm gonna look you up some time soon YGM?

xx Lektrogirl

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Sunday, 3 August 2008

ABOUT ME







xx Lektrogirl

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Tuesday, 22 July 2008

WEB 2.0

Lord Fauntleroy said that there is no such thing. [You can see that it was doomed from the off.]

I beg to differ and what I consider to be Web 2.0 - Facebook, Myspace, Friendster [remember that! LOL I wish I could remember my login and password] FLICKR [oh where would I be without you] and of course Blogger, rounded corners and scribble fonts.

An aside:
"OH yes! So yes I was right! My blogger files are on my server Lord Fauntleroy! You didn't believe me."

So tonight Drx and I chatted on ICQ like it was the good old days when we would chat on micromusic about Scooter, Marcel Masters would pop up every now and again with his hello kitty picture [OH MY DAYS - I think we had to have him banned or an official warning] and about falling in love and falling out of love and other such interesting matters. [No I never ripped out someone's spine and shoved it down their throat but I was close.] Drx told me that I must post something new on my blog for him to read in the morning or he will blow up the whole internet. I would like to see him try. I asked Bitch Ass Darius if the internet could ever 'run out' one day and he told me 'no' and explained about all kinds of things that would make it impossible.

Tonight, Drx and I used the internet to discuss Photoshop and it's use to erase identity on the internet. I had found a wonderful collection from a Flickr user who was quite good at drawing sunglasses on his nudie wife.



And himself



Drx reminded me of this project on Nasty Nets

Here are two favourites from the collection


What a poser.


Hugged by a blob.

I wish I could find the pictures of the woman who has the pool cue up her fanny that I found while chatting to Silverlink one night on Facebook with the womans face all scratched out with the pencil tool but alas, I have no clue where they are right now.

OH YEAH and does anyone remember that gay website where men would discuss the interiors of people homes who had post nudie shots of themselves online around with the bodies all blanked out? It was amazing and big in like 2000 or so. If anyone remembers anything about this site please let me know. It was HILARIOUS. I submitted a picture of a friend of mine who was dressed in a rubber outfit cause the shelves behind him were atrocious.

Anyway - not a lot of gossip in this post or anything like that. I just had to do it to save the internet for all of us tomorrow lest Drx try to get up to no good.

xx Lektrogirl

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Thursday, 10 July 2008

DAS WEB 1.0 PROJEKT

Another great project that has come to my attention today is DAS WEB 1.0 PROJEKT by Michael Ruß. I was directed to check it out by my friend who can pour Vodka onto a knife and in with another drink so they don't mix together, Olia Lialina. You can read her post about DAS WEB 1.0 PROJEKT here.

As Olia says "It’s a pity that the demand for a more colorful, personal web can
again not be met."

xx Lektrogirl

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=^..^= I CAN HAS HISTORY? =^..^=



Student Helene Dams has made the most amazing web page here that was forwarded to me today by Dragan Espencheid.

I have not seen such impressive work for some time.

xx Lektrogirl

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NAMES OF ALLAH

Tonight Mr Crisps and I made jokes about our chosen Muslim names while we sat and had dinner at Wong Kei. I know - Wong Kei and me have had tough times. I'm still not convinced. Mt Crisps name came out something like "Something Giraffe" and mine was "No email" - I picked my name to be after Naima who works at Feasts Cafe. Anyway this is all by the by cause the real crux of this post is to show you the work of a true artist, Sara Manara. You cannot get a better gif than this:



I swear to you - it is the BOMB. Which is probably not the best choice of analogies but you know what I mean. OJ LOL. [Own Joke LOL as coined by the Air Commodore today.]

Then tonight I was at Tramp for the Antony Price party. I was so happy to meet Mrs Price after all this time. He made some good jokes and his glasses were BOSS like a cab driver from Ghana. YGM. And you can't beat that. Ampofo I wish you were there. Hopefully photos to follow soon from Madame and Cazza. Though Cazzaroo was pretty shit faced when I left and quite possible won't be waking up tomorrow until quite late. Her hair was FABULOUS though.

I have to go to bed though. Oh yeah I saw Brian Ferry. And I am the proud owner of a new sterling silver vase.

xx Lektrogirl

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Tuesday, 8 July 2008

THE EMOLATOR



Designed by one of Dragan's students, the EMOLATOR is an amazing way to totally make your life suck and HML all over the place.

http://www.emolator.6x.to/

You get to choose your EMO, upload your picture, resize it so it fits and then it gets posted on the EMO Gallery.


Here is Bern from Bodenstandig 2000 who 'is gonna cut myself to be free'.

xx Lektrogirl

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Thursday, 26 June 2008

GALDEM

I really wish I was a blonde cheerleader type. Life looks really fun!





xx Lektrogirl

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Tuesday, 24 June 2008

BYE BYE

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Monday, 23 June 2008

THE BORING ONE

Dear Mathieu

In celebration of our conversation this evening, I have decided to curate a new Blog exhibition called THE BORING ONE with some of my favourite pictures from V aka the 'boring' one. Who as you know, I prefer to your last girlfriend known as 'the boy'. As for poor Julie, I am sure she would prefer to remain out of all of this.

So, for the grand opening of THE BORING ONE, please scroll down to view the pictures I have selected. Which you have already seen a thousand times before.

On curating this exhibition:
I love the internet. I love that people post the post intimate things on there. The most public domain. And then, often in private, thousand of people look at it. Thousands of people could all be looking at it in private all at the same time. It is mind boggling. I love it. There is no privacy any more. I love looking for people's secrets.

Et Voila.

THE BORING ONE
Photographs by .v


fantôme
Taken on May 26, 2008



Tu as dit laisse-moi te mettre dans un taxi si tu rentres chez toi dans cette tenue tu vas te faire violer et tuer et on retrouvera ton corps au bois de Boulogne.
Taken on April 30, 2008



ce n'est pas privé c'est un portrait/ I need you to hold on while the sky is falling
Taken on September 8, 2007



Taken on January 2, 2008


laideur fascinante de la décoration des hôpitaux
Taken on January 11, 2008



DSC09767
Taken on January 11, 2008



DSC08439
Taken on November 30, 2007



that night I fell asleep with the light on
Taken on October 4, 2007

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Sunday, 1 June 2008

GIVE PIZZA A CHANCE

New Problem Solvers video from Paperrad



"This could be the best day ever. I'm not being negative, this could be the best day of our lives."



Also, here we have a snippet from one of my favourite shows when I was growing up - The Curiosity Show. This one is from the 80's but I was watching it from when I was way younger - like back when I was still into FatCat. I can tell this one is from the 80's because of Deane's Canterbury Rugby shirt. It is a Harlequin one - and I also had one of this when I was at high school for wearing during P.E. classes. Which I hated. Anyway basically The Curiosity Show was these two nerds doing science experiments on afternoon kids TV. I would say very similar to CSI in a way. The them song to The Curiosity Show was also very cool and quite trippy. Not the Nickelodeon version from later years FYI.

And here is Fat Cat:


xx Lektrogirl

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Tuesday, 27 May 2008

RUSKILEKTRO


RuskiLektro, originally uploaded by Michael O'Neill!.

Oh God! I'm getting hotter and hotter as the long weekend draws to a close. Here you can see me at DJ Venom's birthday dinner getting instruction from Manara on how to be a good Muslim. I think it is a good look and now I know the difference between strict Muslims, Persian Muslims and the Queen Mother as far as scarves go.

So much happened this weekend. First part of the Lady Gang met and went to the Fervent Moon party and Louis Enchantés DJing was most delicious. After that we went to The Star for the new Say Yes party. Whoever was DJing there played "Circus Bells" by Robert Armarni. A highlight of that party. Then we traipsed down Cambridge Heath Road only for The Cardinal to get a wine bottle stuck down her jeans.



It was an emotional moment. Tragedy was averted when she realised she could get it out again by just undoing her jeans. We were all pretty waste, YGM by then - not too bad. But obvs enough to not be thinking logically. Venom and the Air Commodore had to piss in a side street together. I wonder if they were rubbing willies?

Then we all made it to some party in Dalston and I have to say that I really hate it round there - no offence to the locals - but in my minds eye, this is what Dalston looks and smells like:



I'm up for being better educated like from Ladette to Lady, though after having to make myself puke before I thought I could stomach any breakfast, I don't think making it to the status of Lady is gonna happen any time soon. I rolled home late in the day hoping to grab 40 winks only the Cardinal and I really needed to have a lengthy conversation before we were due to meet in about 3 hours, even though we had spent the whole night at a party together as well. I cannot divulge what it was exactly we spoke about - I'm sure my stalkers who come here looking for dirt, haters who come here with nothing better to do and my dad who comes looking for titty pics would love to know - only I will say the Cardinal came up with the line that has cracked me up ever since - "God, what do guy's think we talk about? Nail polish?" Well, true dat.

So after no sleep, that night at the Tate Modern in the Turbine Hall me and my two friends settled down on our little cushions that looked like kickboards from a learn to swim class to check out "Past-Potential- Furtures: Early Experiments in Computer Animation."

I didn't take these videos - someone else did and I think that this person was the one who was fucking me off the whole night with their camera cause the back light of the display on their camera was so bright it was burning the corner of my eye...

GOOGOLPLEX - Lillian Schwartz and Kenneth Knowlton



SO AMAZING.

Though my absolute favourite was CIBERNETIK 5.3 from 1965 by John Sterhura. And check this out - look at his banging URL http://cyberanimation.tripod.com/ I always regret not having a tripod site or angel fire. So ghetto.



Anyway so I was totally in another world watching these. So happy!

Then tonight after the laziest day ever, spent all of it in bed and watching Starsky and Hutch:



[Owen Wilson, Vince Vaughan and Snoop Dogg - Ben Stiller can make jokes to get me in the mood and the other three can do what ever they want to this princess.] we all went to a Russian restaurant for Venom's birthday where I ate this:



And so now night night everyone.

xx Lektrogirl

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Tuesday, 20 May 2008

EVERYBODY'S GONE SURFIN'... SURFIN U.R.L.

L'il Money sleeps on the sofa so what should mbrain and I do but surf YouTube showing each other our favourites. As per usual I get embroiled showing 'Dem Boys' etc. We also check some other random shits, and now today I have time to go back through all the bookmarks and do some intense URL C.I.O.-ing.

Now - who remembers "EXPLICIT CONTENT ONLY" by Evan Roth. He is one bad ass mother fucker. EXPLICIT CONTENT ONLY is a project of his started in 1995 and is the entire N.W.A. Straight Outta Compton album edited down into just the "explicit" content.

It sounds like this:










Fabulously this project has been released on vinyl this year. So while reading all about that project I learnt about #BADA55 and #BADA55 In A Can. #BADA55 is the hexadecimal representation for light green and another one of Evan Roth's projects. Anyway through reading about this, I discovered something which is indeed the true subject of this post called FUCK FLICKR. "FuckFlickr is open-source image gallery software that won’t narc you out."

And then I looked at a bunch more of the stuff on his Roth's website. Then I got bored. Then I got cold. Then I turned the heating on.

xx Lektrogirl

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Tuesday, 13 May 2008

ALL OF US FOR ALL OF YOU



xx Lektrogirl

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Monday, 12 May 2008

SUPER INTENSE



Watch the whole video - WHAT A TRIP!

Amazing.

xx Lektrogirl

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Wednesday, 7 May 2008

THE INTERNET



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